It is a truth ecclesiastically acknowledged that a single woman past the age of 21 must be in want of a husband. That, or she "bats for the other team" or must have taken some sort of Pauline vow of celibacy. I should know for I now have reached the ripe "old" age of 30 and have heard it all; however, I adhere to none of the aforementioned policies. I'm just an imaginative woman who has tapped into the fountain of youth and wants to Benjamin Button her life with all of this newfound knowledge. Welcome to my classroom- it stretches beyond the 4 walls of my portable and into the vast, unpredictable realm of cyberspace.*
*That last line should give you a clear picture of the fact that I grew up in the pre-Internet-rules-my-life-era and use ancient words like cyberspace.
